Foreign
Oil Dependence Day
Wednesday,
May 02, 2007
This Independence Day
celebrate all the great things
that Foreign Oil Dependence has given to America!!!!!
I'm making up my own holiday, and if anyone else has
already created such a holiday, I apologize. Nevertheless,
this 4th of July, I'm not going to just celebrate American
Independence, I'm going to celebrate America's dependence
upon foreign oil.
This 4th of July is going
to be my Foreign Oil Dependence Day Celebration!
Let's celebrate not just the first Iraq War, but both Iraq
Wars!
Let's celebrate the Iranian hostage crisis and gas lines!
Let's celebrate $3.00 gas and pray for $5.00 gas!
Let's celebrate 9/11 and oil-funded terrorism!
Let's celebrate record oil company profits, as the gap
between the rich and the poor widens!
Let's celebrate the suppression of technology!
Let's celebrate acid rain, smog and global warming!
This 4th of July, let's celebrate Foreign Oil Dependency
Day! Have any
ideas for what else America should celebrate on Foreign
Oil Dependence Day, or good ways to celebrate foreign oil
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Comments
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Rather than fireworks, perhaps we can all watch footage of Iraqi and Kuwaiti wellheads belching smoke and flame toward the heavens.